{"id":1251,"date":"2009-01-07T10:16:52","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T15:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2009-01-07T10:16:52","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T15:16:52","slug":"i-need-to-throw-baby-jesus-away-but-how-can-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/i-need-to-throw-baby-jesus-away-but-how-can-i\/","title":{"rendered":"I need to throw Baby Jesus away&#8230; but how can I?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this Baby Jesus my two year-old &#8220;made&#8221; at church in December:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s539.photobucket.com\/albums\/ff360\/Momstoolbox\/?action=view&amp;current=photo-18.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/photo-18.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photobucket\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And she loves him. She kisses him, hugs him, and cares for him often better than her baby dolls.<\/p>\n<p>But he is a potato. When is he going to start smelling bad? He&#8217;s already getting a little soft. But he is pretty cute. And she LOVES him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-207\" title=\"momflower\" src=\"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/momflower.jpg\" alt=\"momflower\" width=\"80\" height=\"40\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this Baby Jesus my two year-old &#8220;made&#8221; at church in December: And she loves him. She kisses him, hugs him, and cares for him often better than her baby dolls. But he is a potato. When is he going to start smelling bad? He&#8217;s already getting a little soft. But he is pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[118],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-moms-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1252,"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.momstoolbox.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}